coelasquid:

smalllindsay:

benkling:

Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf

If you’re not already excited about Rob Cantor you will be now.

You know sometimes the way the news is lately leaves me feeling a little hopeless, but then something like this comes along and my wonder and delight in humanity is restored a smidge.

It moves me to tears.

(via quercusrubra)

birdsbirds:

tootricky:

conures in bird-love (source)

oh my god this is the cutest thing of the day that’s it you won thanks

(via spookiologist)

importantbirds:


i left the door open.


Girls coups here for ye sell cookie

importantbirds:

i left the door open.

Girls coups here for ye sell cookie
killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

killbenedictcumberbatch:

i asked this question in 2011 and after three years i was nowhere near prepared for this answer

(via huntsvillerailfan)

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

(via huntsvillerailfan)

scared-of-clouds:

To be fair, this is the most accurate description of the Doctor ever.

(via firebreathingeli)

brain frazzled of math and internet

uhhh remember kids: takl to strangers. they’re usuall just trying to get on with their life and dont mean any harm

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser:

flyingfusser:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser
No, because even the lactose intolerant live off of cheese.

flyingfusser said: But their innards would…

THAT IS A TERRIBLE COMBINATION OF EDIBLES

WHY WOULD YOU PUT CHEESE NEAR ANYTHING SWEET THAT WASNT GUAVA?

YOU BROKE THE RULE!
THAT CONVERSATION WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THE TAGS!
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO CONVERSATIONS AT ONCE AND SEE HOW LONG WE COULD MAKE IT LAST!
ALSO I’VE NEVER HAD GUAVA! WHAT IS IT?!
AND DOUGHNUTS AND CHEESE WAS AN AWESOME COMBINATION!

I DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT MUSIC because I don’t actively bother to listen to much of it, and besides, CHEESE AND DOUGHNUTS

NO

TOXIC

guava is a fruit that’s….I believe its outside is green and the inside is pink?. In fruit form, it’s overpoweringly sweet with little other taste. As a purple jelly, it is cloying and good to combine with pretty much anything because it takes over the other flavors and turns them into guava.

So… it’s… a watermelon?
Anyways cheese goes well on EVERYTHING!

it’s like a lime, except mushy and not citrus-textured inside. A super mild peach.

nope. Cheese does not go well will:

arsenic

chocolate

lots of things

CHEESE GOES PERFECTLY WITH CHOCOLATE!
I’s like to see the death row inmate who wouldn’t mind going out with cheese covered arsenic!

I would think that an awful lot of people would forgo arsenic poisoning. Wouldn’t it be kin of….excrutiating and not worth the cheesy shell?

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser:

flyingfusser:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser
No, because even the lactose intolerant live off of cheese.

flyingfusser said: But their innards would…

THAT IS A TERRIBLE COMBINATION OF EDIBLES

WHY WOULD YOU PUT CHEESE NEAR ANYTHING SWEET THAT WASNT GUAVA?

YOU BROKE THE RULE!
THAT CONVERSATION WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THE TAGS!
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO CONVERSATIONS AT ONCE AND SEE HOW LONG WE COULD MAKE IT LAST!
ALSO I’VE NEVER HAD GUAVA! WHAT IS IT?!
AND DOUGHNUTS AND CHEESE WAS AN AWESOME COMBINATION!

I DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT MUSIC because I don’t actively bother to listen to much of it, and besides, CHEESE AND DOUGHNUTS

NO

TOXIC

guava is a fruit that’s….I believe its outside is green and the inside is pink?. In fruit form, it’s overpoweringly sweet with little other taste. As a purple jelly, it is cloying and good to combine with pretty much anything because it takes over the other flavors and turns them into guava.

So… it’s… a watermelon?
Anyways cheese goes well on EVERYTHING!

it’s like a lime, except mushy and not citrus-textured inside. A super mild peach.

nope. Cheese does not go well will:

arsenic

chocolate

lots of things

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser:

flyingfusser:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser
No, because even the lactose intolerant live off of cheese.

flyingfusser said: But their innards would…

THAT IS A TERRIBLE COMBINATION OF EDIBLES

WHY WOULD YOU PUT CHEESE NEAR ANYTHING SWEET THAT WASNT GUAVA?

YOU BROKE THE RULE!
THAT CONVERSATION WAS SUPPOSED TO STAY IN THE TAGS!
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE TWO CONVERSATIONS AT ONCE AND SEE HOW LONG WE COULD MAKE IT LAST!
ALSO I’VE NEVER HAD GUAVA! WHAT IS IT?!
AND DOUGHNUTS AND CHEESE WAS AN AWESOME COMBINATION!

I DIDNT HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT MUSIC because I don’t actively bother to listen to much of it, and besides, CHEESE AND DOUGHNUTS

NO

TOXIC

guava is a fruit that’s….I believe its outside is green and the inside is pink?. In fruit form, it’s overpoweringly sweet with little other taste. As a purple jelly, it is cloying and good to combine with pretty much anything because it takes over the other flavors and turns them into guava.

flyingfusser:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser
No, because even the lactose intolerant live off of cheese.

flyingfusser said: But their innards would…

THAT IS A TERRIBLE COMBINATION OF EDIBLES

WHY WOULD YOU PUT CHEESE NEAR ANYTHING SWEET THAT WASNT GUAVA?

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser
No, because even the lactose intolerant live off of cheese.

flyingfusser said: But their innards would get all angry at them

Which is what makes their love for it even more powerful than that of the normal human.

Well if it’s still poisoned cheese I guess their fondness for it is

tainted love

You made me long to listen to that song again… I hope your happy

Entirely. It’s good song

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

fluthermucken-the-muffin-man:

flyingfusser
No, because even the lactose intolerant live off of cheese.

flyingfusser said: But their innards would get all angry at them

Which is what makes their love for it even more powerful than that of the normal human.

Well if it’s still poisoned cheese I guess their fondness for it is

tainted love